From the recording Alert the Band... Here Comes Dali Pigeon
Preparing for the grandchildren’s visit sometimes requires that measures be taken. Enough said.
Lyrics
Granny’s on Gummies
Verse 1
In a secret drawer
With her underwear
Granny hides candy
That she won’t share
And when the grandchildren are due
She takes one or two
To prepare…
CHORUS
Granny’s on gummies
And everything’s funny
Never gets grumpy
Junk food is yummy
Spends all her money
Ooooooh--it’s always sunny
When Granny’s on gummies
Verse 2
Granny loves Slime
And pretend play
Dolly tea parties
That last all day
Legos, Laser tag
Barney and Barbies
Nothing bores Granny today
Verse 3
Don’t be hatin on her gummy
Don’t be yuckin on her yummy
Momma likes wine
And that’s just fine
Wine is for mummies
But Granny likes gummies
CHORUS
Granny’s on gummies
And everything’s funny
Never gets grumpy
Junk food is yummy
Spends all her money
Ooooooh--it’s always sunny
When Granny’s on gummies
Verse 4
Fart jokes, fake poop
Board games
Minions/ Minecraft
Scatological names
Pokémon/Paw Patrol
Pinball/Whack-a-Mole
Granny never complains
CHORUS
Granny’s on gummies
And everything’s funny
Never gets grumpy
Junk food is yummy
Spends all her money
Ooooooh--it’s always sunny
When Granny's on gummies
And Granny's on gummies